June 6, 2008

Crumb Snatcher #2 Speak

Over heard in a conversation with her brother:
"How many spars have I won? Well, let me think about that. Over my whole karate career I haven't lost one yet..."
Her karate career has been approximately 10ish weeks.

and

While in a conversation with me:
"I just love my sympathy card," referring to her neon pink cast with a loving glance. "It allows me to say things I normally wouldn't."

Love Note to my Big Shooter: Your daughter will treasure her Saturday Morning Manicures with you. You are doing all the good & right Daddy things to instill her with your love. My prayer is she finds someone just like you. "Are you listening God? I want her to marry her Daddy...just not in an Arkansas kinda way."

4 comments:

Sheila said...

Oh your crumbsnatchers say the darnest things... how fast kids learn. They try to sound so grown-up. My whole karate career & the sympathy card... just great! I wonder where she learned those things???? ÜÜÜÜÜÜ

Flea said...

I want a sympathy card! That's hilarious!

Soliloquy said...

Arkansas kind of way..... you're KILLING me!

Jennifer said...

The karate comment was hilarious!!! She doesn't have a brother in karate to beat her up. You should see the boys spar. It's a toss up to see who wins and who yells the loudest.