June 18, 2008

Confession of an addict

I have a public confession.
I am seriously addicted to crack.
It has gotten to the point where it affects my family.
In fact, it's become such a problem Big Shooter has exhausted all leads to keep me supplied.
When ever we come across a supplier, we buy him/her out completely.
If anyone near Plainsville knows of where I can get hooked up...
Please, please my family begs you to let us know so peace may reign again in our house.

Crack.
Get it?
Farm fresh eggs.
Love Note to my Big Shooter: (Big, deep sigh) I am the luckiest girl in the world. Sex, drugs and rock-n-roll.

4 comments:

FIL said...

SweetDIL.
You having a hard time thinking of something to talk about?

Love ya
FIL

FerLee said...

LOL...your fil is so funny. I'm still just a tad puzzled over the post. Pretty sure I got it, but didn't belly laugh till I saw dear FIL's post. Way to go DAD!!!!

Sheila said...

a picture is worth a thousand words... comes to mind when I look at the cool photo... I could have made just about anything up... but CRACK was good it got my attention.
ToOdLeS, ShEiLA

Flea said...

Excuse me. Do you have some Grey Poupon?