January 24, 2008

Confession of Miss Pee-Pee Pants

Disclaimer: I am apologizing up front Grandma. (Wow. I am having to do that an awful lot lately, aren't I? That should tell me something. Shouldn't it...?)

If you know me...you know my little problem. I am an admitted pant wetter. For as long as I can remember I don't know I have to go...until I have to go. Like now. Right now. Like, "Get out of my way or I'm gonna pee my pants" now. A very embarrassing number of you have been with me when I come to a dead stop for no apparent reason. Those of you who know my little secret just casually stop and keep the conversation going as if I didn't just stop in the middle of a crosswalk. After a few long seconds for some reason I am granted a short reprieve and can start walking again. It's a handicap I've learned to live with and apparently so have many of my friends and family. It's embarrassing to say the least. So I find this little saying from Saucy Sashi to be very telling and a perfect fit. What do you think?

"A great friendship is like wetting your pants. Everyone can see it, but you're the only one who can feel it's warmth."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy Big One in the sky, PRAY SAVE us!
Where is this blog headed..don't think these blogs were meant to be Confessionals! Sweet Jesus!

That entry was a "Pisser!"

Lovies
Dad

Jennifer said...

Stacey,

Not only do I love your confessions (at times I can relate very well), but I love reading your sweet Dad's responses. I can see where you get your wild sense of humor.

Jennifer

Andrea said...

ok...I have waited since Thursday to reply to this. I couldn't reply then, because I was standing in the middle of the Apple store, waiting my turn with a Genius Bar Rep and wanted to wait until I was safely at home to read this entry again. Anyway, you can get online on their (Apple's) demo computers so I thought I would check out my Fluffers blogs. I open this one and I started laughing out loud and then it got so bad that I was jiggling and I was trying to hold in the laughter, and then it happened...I peed a little. Just a little, but pee it was. So, I blame you my friend.