January 24, 2008

Confession of Miss Pee-Pee Pants

Disclaimer: I am apologizing up front Grandma. (Wow. I am having to do that an awful lot lately, aren't I? That should tell me something. Shouldn't it...?)

If you know me...you know my little problem. I am an admitted pant wetter. For as long as I can remember I don't know I have to go...until I have to go. Like now. Right now. Like, "Get out of my way or I'm gonna pee my pants" now. A very embarrassing number of you have been with me when I come to a dead stop for no apparent reason. Those of you who know my little secret just casually stop and keep the conversation going as if I didn't just stop in the middle of a crosswalk. After a few long seconds for some reason I am granted a short reprieve and can start walking again. It's a handicap I've learned to live with and apparently so have many of my friends and family. It's embarrassing to say the least. So I find this little saying from Saucy Sashi to be very telling and a perfect fit. What do you think?

"A great friendship is like wetting your pants. Everyone can see it, but you're the only one who can feel it's warmth."


Anonymous said...

Holy Big One in the sky, PRAY SAVE us!
Where is this blog headed..don't think these blogs were meant to be Confessionals! Sweet Jesus!

That entry was a "Pisser!"


Jennifer said...


Not only do I love your confessions (at times I can relate very well), but I love reading your sweet Dad's responses. I can see where you get your wild sense of humor.


Andrea said...

ok...I have waited since Thursday to reply to this. I couldn't reply then, because I was standing in the middle of the Apple store, waiting my turn with a Genius Bar Rep and wanted to wait until I was safely at home to read this entry again. Anyway, you can get online on their (Apple's) demo computers so I thought I would check out my Fluffers blogs. I open this one and I started laughing out loud and then it got so bad that I was jiggling and I was trying to hold in the laughter, and then it happened...I peed a little. Just a little, but pee it was. So, I blame you my friend.