February 24, 2009

Things I love about Straight Shooter

Hey ya'all
It is I, big shooter. Yup the one and only, the man of your dreams, Master of my universe and best friend to myself.

I was trying to leave a comment on one of her posts and as luck would have it she caught me and is forcing me to do a whole freakin post myself. And she said if you don't title it "Things I love about Straight Shooter" she would cut out my last kidney and feed it to BDP.

So here goes

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT STRAIGHT SHOOTER

1. She is the kindest, sweetest, gentlest serial killer I know.
2. She is creative and funny. You should see some of the crap she comes up with.
3. She is an awesome mom to the kids that claim they are mine.
4. She is the Queen of bloggy freekdom and you are her serfs.
5. She has awesome taste in men, which makes me wonder why she married me.
6. She is cute as a June Bug. That is a compliment in okiehoma.
7. She can cook up a storm, and I can show you the pictures to prove it. We may never get the sauce off the ceiling.
8. She lets me win at card games. At least that is what she tells herself.
9. She is the best housekeeper in the world. Yeah i am lying on that one.
10. She is the light of my life, and i can't imagine my world without her.

Well there you have it bloggy freaks. My heartfelt and romantic reasons why I love S.S. I know it brings tears to your eyes. Hey what can I say, I am just a big teddy bear wrapped up as a Rock God.

10 comments:

♥ Somebody Loved ♥ said...

Oh Queen of bloggy-freekdom,
me here.
one of your many serfs.
are the local authorities aware of your kind, sweet, and gentle you are... it may get you a lesser sentence. Ü

I would write more...
but I can't see my computer screen through the tears....
BS is so freakin romantic.

ToOdLeS.ShEiLa

♥ Somebody Loved ♥ said...

oops
corrections:
line 4 down... erase your and replace it with how

[typing errors are bound to happen when you have a sinus headache and terrible sore throat]

Love ya SS!

~ Straight Shooter ~ said...

Apparently, Sledge is feeling daring. Sneaking on to my blog and tellin' my secrets.
Silly Sledge. I'll have to punish him...

The Bayou Belles and Their Beau said...

Now, that is romantic ... I think.

Jill of All Trades said...

Sniffle, sniffle, so sweet.

Sara said...

Awwwwww

Dawn said...

You two are absolutely precious. Everytime I'm here you make me laugh!! What it must be like to live in your house! LOL!

Linda...inOwasso said...

Thank goodness Big Squirter can blog better than he gives directions!

Gordostyle said...

You guys are TRULY the CUTEST couple ever!

Smiles,
Jen

The Glamorous Life said...

That was the sweetest list of insults, er compliments I have ever read.

I think I might faint on the spot if my husband wrote something like that for me.

A few nights ago I asked him what were the three best things about me. And it was HARD for him to come up with any. In the end I got:

1. Smart.

2. Nice and Understanding except when I am bitching at him about something. SO apparently I am nice and understanding SOMETIMES.

3. NOTHING. He honestly couldn't think of anything and just tried to cover it up with "you look pretty."

Yeah. I know. Hold back ladies.
He's all mine.