January 20, 2009

Crumb Snatcher Speak

I know I teased you with a Big Shooter embarrassing moment today, but honestly, I am bushed and need some serious sleep. Depending on The Big Day today, I'll try to post it tomorrow.

Boy Child: "When I get married, do I really have to reach up and get my wife's private?"

Me thinking: "WHAT?!??? Where did this come from??? ...reach up and get her privates???" Then I realized what he meant and started to ask, "Do you mean..."

But before I could finish, Girl Child inquired: "... her goodies?"

After I could keep a straight face I asked them both: "Do you mean the little garter?"

Love Note to my Big Shooter: Just so you know, I didn't tell them what a garter was...they saw them on America's Funniest Videos...niiiice.


Shawna said...

Everything I Need to Know I Learned from...

Jenni said...


I would have had a heart attack on the spot.

Kristina P. said...

Oh my gosh, this made me laugh.

ShEiLa said...

that was a hoot!
crumb snatcher speak makes my day every time...

Rudy said...

That is too funny! Glad it was your child asking that and not mine, I would have fainted.

Anonymous said...

HA! That was great. You should submit it Reader's Digest.

FerLee said...

That was hilarious....HMMM...I may have to watch the watching of AFV. It's one of the kids' favorite shows. We actually DVR the new episodes!!!

(Dorks...Yes I know...but we love it!!!)