March 23, 2009

Big Shooter's Fan Club

Here's my manly husband.
...in his wig.

Y'all know I lovingly call this character, Sledge.
Now, I unabashedly love Sledge.
Alot.
He's not at all like the boy I married.
I must have a hidden thing for rockers.
Trouble makers.
Law breakers perhaps.
Bad boys.
But it seems I am not the only one.
Here's how I know. Big Shooter sent in a couple pictures to the place he bought the wig from because they knew he was using it for Halloween and asked to see how he turned out.
He obliged.
And then the first few emails arrived from the owner of the wig business.
He explained he'd begun receiving inquiries about the hot rocker dude and thought it'd be fun for Big Shooter to know.
Here's the latest email:
From: WFP
To: Big Shooter
Sent: Fri Mar 13 11:56:14 2009

Subject: inquiries

Hi Big Shooter,
Just wanted to update you on your picture on our site, We still have a lot of women who email us to ask us who the handsome guy is. One lady wrote to ask if you were available, I told her that you are not...lol I do not and will not give them any information, but just thought that I would let you know that you have a fan club out there, Take care and thank you so much for your pictures. Say hello to your wife who helped set you up for the photos.
Al (WFP)
Now, Big Shooter would be flattered and more than likely get a big head like any other red-blooded man IF he hadn't already seen the majority of clientele photos for this particular business...
The following are just 6 reasons he's not all that flattered by Al's latest email.

(1)

(2)


(3)


(4)

(5)

And my personal favorite...
(6)
Wig wearer.
Rocker Dude.
Fan Club.
Transvestites.
Husband.
Nope.
Sledge is not anything like the boy I married.
That combination of words would have caused that boy to change his pants.
Love Note to my Big Shooter: I love you Sledge. Alot.

5 comments:

♥ Somebody Loved ♥ said...

Sledge.

That is a hilarious nickname.
It so totally goes with the dude.

Now I call my honey...
Lovebug.

It is people like you with your masculine nickname that make him think his is feminine. ;)

I have so missed your post while you were gone. Glad you are back sister-friend.

ToOdLeS.ShEiLa

♥ Somebody Loved ♥ said...

ps.
You know I just realized that BS is not always Sledge.

So what other nickname do you have for him? Do you have a feminine one? Make my day!

Kristina P. said...

This totally made me laugh out loud!! Loved the pics.

thedomesticfringe said...

That is so funny!

-FringeGirl

jenni said...

Just out of curiosity, what, exactly, is so disturbing about #5? She actually looks totally normal...

Otherwise, verrrry amusing...and yes, disturbing...