April 22, 2009

You might be a redneck if...

y0ur keyb0ard has been missing the "0" for s0me time s0 you just make d0 with the klassy l00k 0f a zer0 in its place.

OR

bb guns are involved in Easter egg huntin'.

I, a proud city-slicker, do not partake in either of these activities. My other spouse Saucy Sashi, however, is a proud partaker of these things...

In fact, the Fourth of July at her house is synonymous with "fire power", not fireworks.


Any one else have klassy friends like mine that make life worth livin'?


Love Note to my Big Shooter: I know a sure-fire, fool-proof way to end the grumpy, dry spell...when's Sledge comin' for a visit?

2 comments:

Somebody Loved said...

BB guns at Easter?

That is one my redneck Dad never incorporated... I am just glad none of our youngins had their digits blown off at his July 4th ShinDig.

Oh those were the days...
memories
light the corners of my mind
(with M-80 explosives)
I love your style...
and I have missed it...
a whole crap load.

I was brought up right...My Dad can entertain his self for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

ToOdLeS.ShEiLa

Flea said...

Heh. My funny bone Monday last week was all redneck jokes. And a video.