January 8, 2009

A Historical Moment, and all I could focus on was...


* 3 blue ties, 1 purplish & 1 red striped.

* Purplish? Hope that's not a Lewinski doo-dad.

* Only the two youngest have the little flag lapel. Wonder why?

* Senior looks like a very relaxed farmer/rancher shootin' the breeze with his hands in his pockets. Wonder if you can see the tell tale round shape of a can in his back pocket?

* Elect looks simply giddy. Or is that discomfort between the two Texans? I can't distinguish. Does W have Tex-Mex breath b/c Elect is leanin' towards Sr.?

* Jr., after 8 years, still cannot find it within to look comfortable in pictures. Why has someone not taken pity on the man and given him some pointers???? Reminds me of my grade school pictures, "Let your hands hang naturally at your sides." Yeah, right. They never look natural.

* Bill, what a weeny. (Sorry, that's always my first thought.) Then - Hmmm, why does he always have his hands on people? Jr., surprisingly, seems oblivious to his touch. (I know. It was said with tongue in cheek people. Don't bombard my inbox.)

* Why is Juh-immy seem so distant? Is it because Bill's trying to pull him closer? Are all the scary voices coming back? Or is he just that unbelievably uncomfortable without a hammer in his hand?

* I wonder if Elect will ever smoke in that room cause those draperies will be a !#$%@ to get the smell out of.

* And last, "Hey Crumbs, come take a look at a very cool picture..."

Love Note to my Big Shooter: Thank you for never wearing a purplish tie. I can't begin to convey my gratitude...


11 comments:

..::Mrs. Staff Sergeant::.. said...

Just stumbled upon your blog and had to say this made me laugh! I wont be able to look at clips from this little gathering on the news tomorrow morning without snickering now!

Thanks for making me smile while I'm up at 2AM with a fussy baby :)

Flea said...

Too funny! I don't like the drapes, BTW.

♥ Somebody Loved ♥ said...

I was surprised to learn yesterday in all the hubbub... that former Presidents Carter & Clinton hate each other. They should have thought about this before they put the two side by side.

Did you see the movie [W]? After watching that movie and seeing the relationship between Daddy & Son Bush... I feel sorry for our current president and his need for approval from Daddy.

Another thing I found out that is so ridiculous. I really don't see a need to re-do the decor in the oval office every 4 years. How about you. Esp. when the special carpet design costs 61,000 something buckaboolas.

Have a great day SS. I enjoyed your post. It is getting closer tho the time when I get to go visit your stomping grounds.

ToOdLeS.ShEiLa

clan of the cave hair said...

supposedly there is all kinds of psychology involved in choosing the tie a president will wear for various occassions. Blue is meant to convey a willingness for peace, red Power, I wonder what the heck Purple means? "I know I should try to look peaceful and at ease but I really still want the power"..?Blue+Red=purple, right?

The Glamorous Life said...

This was right up my alley. You know tearing apart an image piece by piece...

Oh the comedy. Right in front of us!

Mental P Mama said...

OMG! All I saw were the ties, too! And I thought George Sr. looked good....

thedomesticfringe said...

Very, very funny. You're quite clever.
-FringeGirl

The Bayou Belles and Their Beau said...

Saw this tonight on O'Reilly and they kept recording. Bill says, "I really like this rug" to Jr. Such stimulating conversation.

And, yes you are funny.

Jenni said...

Weeny. Heh.

When I saw this pic, I was really annoyed. Here they had this great historical moment, and they didn't even line them up in order of their appearances in the Oval Office!

yes, I am a wee bit anal, but still...

Pat said...

Wow, that is a tough one. Poor thing, I know what it's like cooking 2 meals, did it for many many years for my son with tons of allergies!

Willow Tree said...

I have not laughed this hard in DAYS. You were spot on, and brilliant.

Blessings, Carolynn