January 20, 2009

Crumb Snatcher Speak

I know I teased you with a Big Shooter embarrassing moment today, but honestly, I am bushed and need some serious sleep. Depending on The Big Day today, I'll try to post it tomorrow.

Boy Child: "When I get married, do I really have to reach up and get my wife's private?"

Me thinking: "WHAT?!??? Where did this come from??? ...reach up and get her privates???" Then I realized what he meant and started to ask, "Do you mean..."

But before I could finish, Girl Child inquired: "... her goodies?"

After I could keep a straight face I asked them both: "Do you mean the little garter?"



Love Note to my Big Shooter: Just so you know, I didn't tell them what a garter was...they saw them on America's Funniest Videos...niiiice.

7 comments:

Shawna Merritt said...

lol!
Everything I Need to Know I Learned from...
AFV!

Jenni said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

I would have had a heart attack on the spot.

Kristina P. said...

Oh my gosh, this made me laugh.

♥ Somebody Loved ♥ said...

that was a hoot!
crumb snatcher speak makes my day every time...
ToOdLeS.ShEiLa

Pat said...

That is too funny! Glad it was your child asking that and not mine, I would have fainted.

thedomesticfringe said...

HA! That was great. You should submit it Reader's Digest.
-FringeGirl

FerLee said...

That was hilarious....HMMM...I may have to watch the watching of AFV. It's one of the kids' favorite shows. We actually DVR the new episodes!!!

(Dorks...Yes I know...but we love it!!!)