Apparently if it's been 199 days since someone last blogged, they lose their ability to come up with titles. Or topics. Or even scant ideas of what to blog about.
I hope this phenomenon does not last long...now that I actually miss blogging and have a wee bit of time in my life to actually participate in it again.
Of course I haven't lost my ultra-sharp tongue, a.k.a. opinions, when it comes to politics, nor has my love of country and appreciation of our service men and women wanned. And I have plenty o'stories about The Sweet Spawn, Sledge, the Brain Dead Pug and our newest member Scooter Booter, but I just can't quite decide where to start. Should the first post back inform you that Big Shooter is a Ranch Hand? Both of the Sweet Spawn are taller than me and spent a MONTH in Idaho this summer? Or that I had to straddle a gear shift positioned precariously close to my woohaw for 188 miles with a tow truck driver named Stinky Clifford shifting often?
I can't decide, so for tonight I think I'll just say, "I've missed you BloggyLand! I'm looking forward to reconnecting with you!"