A little about Me...the Crumb Snatchers...and my Big Shooter

We live in a 50 something year old house with a brain-dead pug (shhh, it'll hurt his feelins' if he hears). Our days are filled with homeschool, chores and your general pass the time nose pickin'. We don't keep up with the Jones. Although, we like to pretend we are the Jones for cheap entertainment. At night we occasionally hear gun-fire, but if sirens don't shortly follow we go back to sleep peacefully. We spend approximately an hour each Saturday morning discussing/planning/prioritizing our projects for the weekend only to look back on Sunday evening in absolute amazement at just how creative we were enjoying our true love ~ Procrastination. Hmmm, maybe next weekend...