January 20, 2009

Crumb Snatcher Speak

I know I teased you with a Big Shooter embarrassing moment today, but honestly, I am bushed and need some serious sleep. Depending on The Big Day today, I'll try to post it tomorrow.

Boy Child: "When I get married, do I really have to reach up and get my wife's private?"

Me thinking: "WHAT?!??? Where did this come from??? ...reach up and get her privates???" Then I realized what he meant and started to ask, "Do you mean..."

But before I could finish, Girl Child inquired: "... her goodies?"

After I could keep a straight face I asked them both: "Do you mean the little garter?"



Love Note to my Big Shooter: Just so you know, I didn't tell them what a garter was...they saw them on America's Funniest Videos...niiiice.
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7 comments:

  1. ShawnaJanuary 20, 2009 at 9:17 AM

    lol!
    Everything I Need to Know I Learned from...
    AFV!

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  2. JenniJanuary 20, 2009 at 10:12 AM

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

    I would have had a heart attack on the spot.

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  3. Kristina P.January 20, 2009 at 11:05 AM

    Oh my gosh, this made me laugh.

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  4. ShEiLaJanuary 20, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    that was a hoot!
    crumb snatcher speak makes my day every time...
    ToOdLeS.ShEiLa

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  5. RudyJanuary 20, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    That is too funny! Glad it was your child asking that and not mine, I would have fainted.

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2009 at 7:44 PM

    HA! That was great. You should submit it Reader's Digest.
    -FringeGirl

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  7. FerLeeJanuary 20, 2009 at 9:46 PM

    That was hilarious....HMMM...I may have to watch the watching of AFV. It's one of the kids' favorite shows. We actually DVR the new episodes!!!

    (Dorks...Yes I know...but we love it!!!)

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